“The Situation” is selling his 1999 BMW 5-Series 528i online. Yes, the Jersey Shore cast member Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is auctioning the ultimate Guido machine to the highest bidder on eBay.

Bidding started at $5000 with a $8500 Buy It Now price. The website DiehardThreads.com was the first to place a bid hoping the stunt brings attention to the online store’s “pop culture shirts that won’t quit” including the popular Jersey Shore t-shirt.

The auction encourages fans to “be the first and only to own the Situation’s car and create your own situation in this head turning BMW.”

If the “supple tan leather interior” doesn’t woo you, “Michael will meet you in person and you will receive a personalized autographed picture; including the GTL designer license plate.”

No word yet on how to get the Axe Body Spray smell out of the upholstery.

The Situation eBay auction is visible here.